How are you?

How are you?
How are you getting on?
What's up?
What's good?
What's poping?

Hi -> Hey!

Let me check
see

Would you like a hand?
Handle
Handler

That would be great.
That sounds awesome.

I was having a blast.

What the heck (wth)?

hell -> heck
F*** -> Freak
Shit -> shoot!

What do you mean?

How come?

Sorry to bother you = Excuse me
Could I bother you?
<-> Excuse you

How have you been?
What you been up to lately?
F*** off > get lost > please leave me alone
get away I need space